Juliette Has a Gun

Not a Perfume

EDP · 2010 · light weight

Its wardrobe colour

No clear colour under our current rules.

Seasons

spring · summer · fall · winter

Occasions

office · casual

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Notes as the brand lists them ↗ · checked 2026-10-17. Note families with five or more bottles have a page.

The accord balance.

Our weights, from 0 to 1. A guide to character.

  • citrus0.00
  • aromatic0.00
  • aquatic0.00
  • green0.00
  • floral0.00
  • spicy0.00
  • woody0.40
  • amber0.60
  • sweet0.00
  • leather0.00
  • smoky0.00
  • musky0.70

Where it fits.

  • Casual weekend

    Not a Perfume is easygoing, musky and amber, and works most of the year.

  • Office safe

    Not a Perfume is soft, musky and woody, so it stays polite in a meeting room.

  • Signature

    Not a Perfume is musky and amber with a clear character, good on most days.

  • All-rounder

    Not a Perfume works in all four seasons and many places, the one to grab when unsure.

Try them together

Three pairings

The three highest pair scores among our checked bottles. Each score has a reason. Smell is personal; these rules are a starting point.

  1. ALT. Fragrances

    Crystal

    79/100

    Along with sweetness, Crystal's ambergris wears softer and airier over the cetalox of Not a Perfume.

    Spray Not a Perfume first (3 sprays, neck, chest and wrists), let it settle a minute, then Crystal on top (2 sprays, neck and wrists).

  2. Arabiyat Prestige

    Marwa

    79/100

    Not a Perfume goes on first as a quiet base, and Marwa's bergamot wears longer over it.

    Spray Not a Perfume first (3 sprays, neck, chest and wrists), let it settle a minute, then Marwa on top (2 sprays, neck and wrists).

  3. BDK Parfums

    Not a Perfume's cetalox sits under Rouge Smoking's tonka bean and keeps it on the skin longer.

    Spray Not a Perfume first (3 sprays, neck, chest and wrists), let it settle a minute, then Rouge Smoking on top (2 sprays, neck and wrists).

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